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Mom Lalonde ([personal profile] matini) wrote2037-12-02 03:18 am
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You've reached Ms. Lalonde. Unfortunately, I'm in no position to take your call right now. Please, do leave me a message and I shall get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you for your time.

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plushaeusrumpified: (walk along the lonely street of dreams)

Text; forward dated to December 26th late at night.

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-12-23 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Everyone's gone to bed, but Bro's been drinking like. All day. He's finally reached the point where he's suitably fucking drunk, after keeping himself at a reasonable level of buzzed all day.

Which means now, obviously, is the time to make a fool of himself.]


lolande
guess waht
i ksissed a clwon today
and
i think a fucinf liked it
but
BUT
you knweo what?
you wree withouet a dbout the best kiss of the day
that was just fcuking best kiss
iev ever had in my etnire leife
i jtsu thouht u shoud know that
wishing every day was christmas
so i coud od it again
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-12-23 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
o raelly?
dat damn clown
what a sneaeky motherfucker


[He's not in his right mind at all. He can feel himself wanting to say everything he's ever wanted to say. The only difference? His resistance is faltering fast thanks to the alcohol. It doesn't seem like a bad idea.]

thast a huge ugly lie
i aeint ever met a lady like you!
def not a better lady
nto sure if one exsits
nah i knwo there istn
i said the swaeter you got me was the bset gift
but
that kiss wsa.

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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-01-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
help me shes calling me dad idk what to do.

and yes im fucking texting you from a few feet away.
deal with it.
i handle things better like this.
its just a thing sometimes.

help me malal youre my only hope.
plushaeusrumpified: ('cause I know what it means)

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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-01-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
stop looking at me like that jesus christ.

how the fuck am i supposed to be a father?
why do you think i decided to just be a bro?
you honestly think i got what it takes to be a dad?
because i sure as shit dont.
i was born without the...
thing.
the thing that actually makes you capable of being a dad.
its just not a thing i can be.
i wouldnt do it right.

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-01-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
ok
did no one tell bro john is slated to be one of us
is this seriously what happened
because if thats true i want to be the one to tell him
come on it will make
my
fucking
year
moveslikestrider: (I've walked along the edge.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-01-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
welp
maybe i can convince him not to kill john

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-02-17 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
you probably haven't heard yet, but there was an attack on goldenrod this morning.
rose was injured by some of the mons but it's nothing too serious. she's resting now.
i just thought i would let you know before you heard about it on the news.
also i uh...hope you are feeling a bit better now. than you were, you know...earlier.
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timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (& dave. pap.)

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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-02-18 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ yo mom, you are now 13,000 richer. what do you do? ]

hi mom!
thank you for agreeing to this venture :)
i think it was pretty mutually profitable!
let me know if you need any of mine
if they do a kanto con :D
ghostytrainer: (pester pester!)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-03-09 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
dave and i are heading over to saffron to pick up jane.
everything's fine. nobody is dead or hurt or anything, jane will just be traveling with us for a while.
we will be back in a couple of days, try not to have too much fun without us!

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[personal profile] when_turks_fly 2013-03-12 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Roxanne. Do you have a moment? We need to talk, preferably in person if it can be managed.

[ About something on the heavier side of things, and the more she thinks about it, the more her stomach turns. It's been on her mind on and off for a while now only to return with considerable force since she found out Reno had arrived in this world. She pauses very briefly, then -- ]

There's something I think you should know.
when_turks_fly: (and when → it devours me)

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[personal profile] when_turks_fly 2013-03-31 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Roxy. Are yuo still up?

[ Because while she's texted several people and still is, they aren't Roxanne, who she'd honestly like nothing better than to track down at the moment and just... sit down and talk to. About anything, really, except what's really bothering her. Maybe with a tub of ice cream. Ice cream sounds really good right about now. Of all the times for things to start catching up to her... yeah, she'll be taking a long swig from the bottle she's been nursing, then -- ]

Plesae tell me yuor still up.

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[personal profile] when_turks_fly 2013-04-22 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hey.
Where are you right now?
when_turks_fly: (and it's → on fire)

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[ It's almost half past ten when Valeria stirs from the impromptu nap she quite literally fell into upon checking into a room at the inn in Saffron. Almost. Staring up at the ceiling through the darkness, she isn't entirely sure she's ready to be up yet, but she doesn't have to be up to send Roxanne a message, now does she? Reaching for the Gear on the bedside table, she'll blink away sleep with natural speed and begin to punch at the keys tiredly. ]

Hey, Roxy. We made it to Saffron around noon earlier today. I'm sorry I didn't let you know sooner. It turns out I was tireder than I thought.
ghostytrainer: (chillin'.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-05-12 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Whenever Mom returns to her room after her assuredly wonderful day, she will find a small, bright blue box sitting on the counter that was certainly most not there when she left. ON top of the box is a plastic container with a Red Velvet cupcake inside. Someone should really talk to John about using his ghosts to break into people's rooms. It's just not cool.]

[Inside the box medium-sized, white leather-bound photo album with simple gold embossing on the cover. Should she flip through it, Mom will find pictures of Rose and Dave taken over the various years and iterations in Johto. There are just as many terrible and embarrassing candids as there are actual nice, normal pictures. John, Jade, and couple of the trolls make appearances in some of the photos as well but it's clear who the real focus here is.]

[A little over halfway through the book, she'll reach a bright divider with a gold record in the middle of it. Past that point? The pages are filled with nothing but pictures of Dave, and most of them are nice shots instead of things that Dave would probably run John through with his sword for including. (Most, but not all.)]

[In the very back inside cover of the book is a note:]


i had a feeling that you were probably lacking in pictures of dave that weren't stupid selfie shots he took in the mirror.
if you even had those, for that matter.
he won't remember all the stories behind some of these pictures, since some of these are of past daves, but rose can help fill in some of the gaps since she took some of these pictures herself.
but in any case, hopefully this will give you plenty to talk about with both of them.

happy mother's day.

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-06-11 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you mom.
I wasn't sure if I'd told you that recently, but know that I do.
I love you so much.

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