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o raelly? dat damn clown what a sneaeky motherfucker
[He's not in his right mind at all. He can feel himself wanting to say everything he's ever wanted to say. The only difference? His resistance is faltering fast thanks to the alcohol. It doesn't seem like a bad idea.]
thast a huge ugly lie i aeint ever met a lady like you! def not a better lady nto sure if one exsits nah i knwo there istn i said the swaeter you got me was the bset gift but that kiss wsa.
I'm pretty sure that, including you, he made out with about four people.
[She's going to refrain from telling him that he was 14 for now. That'll definitely wait until Bro's not hungover.]
Aw, you flatter me! I'll be honest when I say that I've not been kissed, especially like that, in a very long time. Long enough that I might as well consider that my second first kiss.
Dirk, your opinion does matter to me. Seriously, if it's all the same with you, then I'd like to get reacquainted with you. We've spoken more now than we had before, and it's not like we're short on time. To be frank, I've missed your company.
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dat damn clown
what a sneaeky motherfucker
[He's not in his right mind at all. He can feel himself wanting to say everything he's ever wanted to say. The only difference? His resistance is faltering fast thanks to the alcohol. It doesn't seem like a bad idea.]
thast a huge ugly lie
i aeint ever met a lady like you!
def not a better lady
nto sure if one exsits
nah i knwo there istn
i said the swaeter you got me was the bset gift
but
that kiss wsa.
Text;
[She's going to refrain from telling him that he was 14 for now. That'll definitely wait until Bro's not hungover.]
Aw, you flatter me!
I'll be honest when I say that I've not been kissed, especially like that, in a very long time.
Long enough that I might as well consider that my second first kiss.
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[That's. probably for the best.]
whao really?
i gto your second first kiss?
fuckin awsome.
im gald to do it.
i was thinkign mayeb we should do it again soon
Text;
[That might be reserved for couples, but does she care? Not a bit.]
I didn't think Lalonde kisses attracted Striders so.
They must be incredibly potent.
Text;
i wll hold you to that one
k?
course they od!
comeptly and toetly unironically
they are teh fucikn most potentt kisses ever.
the end.
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High praise!
I'll remember this when you're sober.
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you make it siund like my opinon actually maters.
i mean honestle we btho know ou could do etter.
cept im beign selfsih nyway.
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Seriously, if it's all the same with you, then I'd like to get reacquainted with you.
We've spoken more now than we had before, and it's not like we're short on time.
To be frank, I've missed your company.