Voicemail

[matini]

You've reached Ms. Lalonde. Unfortunately, I'm in no position to take your call right now. Please, do leave me a message and I shall get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you for your time.

[Beep!]

Comments

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[matini]

I'm pretty sure that, including you, he made out with about four people.

[She's going to refrain from telling him that he was 14 for now. That'll definitely wait until Bro's not hungover.]

Aw, you flatter me!
I'll be honest when I say that I've not been kissed, especially like that, in a very long time.
Long enough that I might as well consider that my second first kiss.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

wlel none of tehm compare to orus i bet

[That's. probably for the best.]

whao really?
i gto your second first kiss?
fuckin awsome.
im gald to do it.
i was thinkign mayeb we should do it again soon

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[matini]

Well, there's always the tradition of a New Year's kiss.

[That might be reserved for couples, but does she care? Not a bit.]

I didn't think Lalonde kisses attracted Striders so.
They must be incredibly potent.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

shit.
i wll hold you to that one
k?

course they od!
comeptly and toetly unironically
they are teh fucikn most potentt kisses ever.
the end.

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[matini]

Consider it held.

High praise!
I'll remember this when you're sober.

Text;

[plushaeusrumpified]

sexcellent.

you make it siund like my opinon actually maters.
i mean honestle we btho know ou could do etter.
cept im beign selfsih nyway.

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[matini]

Dirk, your opinion does matter to me.
Seriously, if it's all the same with you, then I'd like to get reacquainted with you.
We've spoken more now than we had before, and it's not like we're short on time.
To be frank, I've missed your company.